Wtf should I say? Should I ask what her fave Brace rule is?
be normal
I would sooner die
The average TrueAnon listener is a social democrat, maybe democratic socialist
Don’t blow it up by assuming she’s a freak commie like us, sus it out slowly first
Start with a 32 minute rant about how Stalin was right and the history we’ve received was written “ex” information warfare officers who “switched” to being historians after WW2 and if she walks away you dodged a bullet.
Tbh most Westerners who use the communist label are also socdems
Tbf most socdems that use the socdem label are liberals
suggesting some amount of social democrats are not liberals
Those are fascists
Friendly reminder that the average TrueAnon listener is a social democrat
This isn’t the impression I get from their subreddit
Most people don’t use reddit
alternate pov: be as up front about your freaky politics as possible if you’re trying to find a serious partner. you want someone who is at least okay with where you’re at if not on the exact same page. i have a marx quote high up in my bio on hinge, better to get it outta the way early.
I agree, but there’s a difference between getting it out of the way early on rather than ruining a fun casual date with complex depressing political talk
I have to say that I think I earn a lot of respect from people by stating that I am a communist and then explaining and defending my position with passion.
Being a communist is sexy too, so there’s that.
So she could be unhinged, got it.
Freak all 7 days of the week
Well I just want to mine coal
Weird way to spell philosophy professor
Look after writing Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus I’m fed up with that shit.
you Will teach Philosophy
Invite her to see shen yun
Ask what her upper limit on locations is, and if it’s okay if you bring a helicopter.
And whether she’d be into dating a sewer guy
Edit: Or a mole person
Say “Oh you’re a Qanon fan too?”
This will either bomb hilariously or be genuinely really funny and well received. There is zero in-between.
I love all the anons. Qanon, Trueanon, Frantzfanon
Broke: Read Fanon
Woke: Read FAnon
brace noise
this MUDDAFUGGAA
trueanon fans range from BMF to RFK Jr
one of the things that these last few decades has taught me is that ostracized people are usually able to vibe with other ostracized people even though they have diametrically opposite world views.
i suppose that’s one of the reasons why lemmy is now seeing an influx of social conservatives, in addition to helping amp up the liberal vs leftist culture war on lemmy.
I hope you look like brace or liz
synthesis: the brizzler
I want this to be one of Brace’s new characters
Brace and Liz are my favorite Manzai duo
TrueAnon rule: don’t date a trueanon listener
not true i am one and i am an angel from heaven : )
Hello my angle
Just make sure to pronounce “Kamabla” 23 different ways and you’re golden
TrueAnon tip: don’t talk about TrueAnon on dates.
thats not a girl thats a
Honestly since I got dumped I’m maybe open to being honey potted
Holy shit i haven’t been single in so long but this still hit me right in the gut. Keep strong
Dropping the bit for a bit. I’m actually contemplating packing it in for romance. I’m in my 30s and really haven’t a relationship that lasted much more than 6 months. I think I’m just kind of annoying dude to be in a relationship with (a good chunk of my relationships have ended after I went on vacation with my partners 😂). I think the oncoming political situation is just gonna make dating for a (mostly) hetro guy even worse and frankly I’m getting more and more comfortable being single anyway. I like sex, but whatever, I’ll get a fleshlight I guess.
I will say that i met my current wife at the point where i was going to give up and be single
you have no idea how many conventionally annoying, freaky ass weird ass motherfuckers find happy relationships, i guarantee you’re not as much of an oddity as you think. keep at it if it’s something u want, comrade
Thanks but I think I’m just gonna move to Vermont and become a hermit. Maybe get a dog.
