What if I do want to look like a freak because I crave scorn and contempt though

Chapo Trap House 3: Electrosphere

Oh hey, I’ve been wanting to try japanese peanuts at some point. They’re all over the convenience stores where I live, but I just hadn’t gotten around to it.

Radical politics are fine when they want to gut the federal government but scary and dangerous when anyone else does them

Groundhog Day 2

That makes me even gayer

We’re about to see why appeasing one’s opposition doesn’t work, yet again

I’m calling them the scum of the earth because they already did hate me and I hate them back. We’ve been doing this shit back and forth since Bush Jr., I didn’t just emerge from the ether and instigate this by calling DeusVult69 a fucking dick out of nowhere in 2016

It blows my mind how Ramaswamy actually got a position here. Rewarding failure really is the last true bipartisan consensus, isn’t it?

MC 38 Centimeter Wolf

Nice thing about a life that’s mostly regrets and people I don’t actually like all that much is that the prospect of it all getting atomized genuinely wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world

Don’t have one, don’t actually need one. Keep waking up every day one way or the other.

Getting one of those cyanide tooth capsules spies have, but it just contains enough sour four loko to completely dissolve my soft tissue

And I doubt he’s even gonna be enough of a deregulatory freak that I’ll get to try One Night Cough Syrup

Rokukuma

It’s awfully convenient how people suddenly stick their necks out on stuff once it expressly wouldn’t make a difference anymore

I don’t think so, my beliefs are a dadaistic incoherent mess on purpose and nobody has said anything

Procedure, too. When the Challenger exploded, the crew were trying to salvage the situation to the very last.

It’s been four years???

He’s gonna torpedo his shot at the feudal techlord position being too irritating for the old (well, relatively old) money, I’m calling it now. hopefully