Thank you for all the times you got me un-stuck from the washing machine.

Alarm clocks rise up!

I once got punched in the face by a 6 year old

They tend to hate porn too

Nah that’s lame. There should be a scene where the Gladiator (whoever they fuck he is this movie) dies but gets resurrected by Mars and given a glowing death sword and told he needs to kill the 10 greatest Gladiators of all time, every one has a theme, like there’s a poison dart one and one who… idk he throws giant axes or some shit, and he has to come up with a clever way to beat each one.

Honestly, I’d like it if Hollywood went back to making a lot of cheesy historical genre pieces, better than Marvel slop. We should have a series of highly anachronistic adaptations of Greek mythology where some hunky dude fights a claymation cyclops! I want Perseus with a robot owl goddammit!

But I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste

Necessary? Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

Define an “unnecessary sex scene”? What makes a scene in a piece of media necessary beyond it being something the author wanted to put in the work?

My bad should have credited them

I tired pinging Xi but got…

Ping request could not find host xi. Please check the name and try again.

Dastardly!

He was BORN in China too

Oh shit I’m gay!

Guess I gotta go have feel good pee pee sex now

Thank god! I need a break from the drudgery of writing poetry.

“Hahaha they will never foresee my brilliant escape plan!”

After the revolution I just wanna mine coal all day.

Cuba

Kim Dza Dza

Tarkovsky’s work

Kidnapping Caucasian Style

You can’t actually see any of the meat in this pic, just boxes that contain meat.

The RFK hands thing was an oversight on my part I’ll take the L on that.