He’s like 80% corpse.
Falling down the stairs is probably the least harmful thing he’s done in his political career.
That’s not fair, the stairs didn’t deserve to get jump scared by his face
When your expected death is celebrated rather than mourned. You lead a shit life.
Jerry fallwell Rush Limbaugh and Pat robinson come to mind. Im glad those fuckers are dead. I’m waiting for dennis pragurs back injury to go south.
The Onion has been firing on all cylinders today.
The Onion doesn’t have to aim to hit anything anymore.
The good news is everything is a hit. The bad news is the entire Battleship board is covered by your opponent.
Today? They’ve been amazing for like…30 years or more.
All I see when I look at this guy is the Pale Man from Pans Labyrinth
A movie where they were terrorized by nazis, no less.
We NEED to Follow in his Footsteps! Everyone FALL DOWN STAIRS!
-The DNC!
It’s the only thing that will protect us from the Terrible Secret of Space.
I love this for him.
Falling down the stairs is the only time he’s risen in political popularity.
I would vote for him if he promised to continually fall down stairs.
Just stay down!
Yeah if that headline could just be tomorrows, everywhere.
Worst pokemon ever only got 1 move and it does negative damage
Time for a deep cut:
Mitch McConnell? More like Tumbles the Stair Dragon.
Godspeed.
🫡 a true American patriot
