“Psst, Doogees, wait until you guys see what Robbie has planned for stay-at-home.”

Odometer

Hehehehe

…a bipartisan House Ethics Committee report…

See, thing is, that’s not a media report.

Whole Oreos to mouth.

Into the maw.

No mercy from Low Level.

https://youtu.be/-vpGswuYVg8

Everyone in the house with morals rises to follow her to the bathroom and stands guard. Epic.

“Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.”

Trumpisms Peter Principle.

Not sure who they’re advertising to, but I’m not biting on travelling to or supporting two provinces sucking the right wing teat and licking Poilievre boot.

FOR MERRY

Fuckin’ put me in the screenshot.

As someone who has it and never watches my answer is:

“Why so serious?”

I’m sure it’s not bad stuff. I’m sure it’s actually really good. But the world is bad and even the UI starts out serious. And the whole vibe of their imaging choices is desaturated. And I need a break from serious things happening to people I guess.

Fully admit this is irrational and jokingly blame Jonathan Ive for leaving.

platplatPLATPLATp l a t p l a t

Doppler. Today’s not your day, count your lucky stars.

QUIAD.

BIG MAC AND NUGGIES.

They sniff Truck Nutz as a means of saying hello.

Maintain a calm demeanor and let the ritual finish, as they can become quite enamored in the process and prone to startlement.

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Deal

Edit: no takebacks

Both have key rings. Always prepare.

Fuck around for thee find out for we.

Interpret it how you want, I don’t need you to tell me what I meant.