WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeover. “I can no longer physically stand upright for a party that excuses a violent insurrection that targeted our Capitol,” the 82-year-old lawmaker said as he […]
We NEED to Follow in his Footsteps! Everyone FALL DOWN STAIRS!
-The DNC!
It’s the only thing that will protect us from the Terrible Secret of Space.