"Supreme Court orders toothpaste returned to tube, Denies accusations of illegitimacy ‘nuh uh, you are the illegitimate one’ "

I have both tshirts, my trustworthiness also happens to fluctuate wildly based on my apparel.

“Though it’s impossible to say what the Supreme Court may ultimately decide, history and precedent isn’t on Trump’s side.”

“Hold my beer squee”

“Yeah girl, my bathroom lights come on automatically when you walk in. I’ve even set them to 30% brightness… After bedtime.”

If only my wife truly appreciated me lol

Disregarding your physical needs in pursuit of dopamine for 20+ hours is a symptom.

You’re right, but it’s just gonna take one headline or whatever they can clip and put on the bulletin board and say “NOBODY BELIEVES IN US” to motivate those guys.

I’m not sure what the psychology is, but it seems like they need to feel like underdogs, even if nobody actually believes they are.

That’s fair, nobody liked pats fans for years, myself included.

If I lived through the 90s and 2012 as a Chiefs fan, the rest of the league will survive whatever short time we have to be insufferable.

In any case, it’s not like Josh Allen isn’t great, I think anybody with eyes can tell he’s got enough juice to take his team to a ship. Honestly, the AFC has some incredible talent at QB especially right now and the NFC seems on the way up.

What I’m saying is, don’t worry, we won’t get to be so mouthy for very long lol.

Just wait for the Monday morning takes.

As a Chiefs fan, please spend the next month talking about how Mahomes doesn’t have it anymore and that the Chiefs are never gonna do anything in the playoffs. He feeds on your doubt, you see.

Haha jokes on him, I medically can’t concentrate!

How in the hell did my guy Comrade Fetterman not make the list, nuking lefties is his thing.

TFW you read the article, read the comments, then reread the article assuming you must have missed something.

You didn’t.

It makes you feel crazy sometimes, the moral certainty. It is so jarring to have considered a situation so thoroughly and know where you stand only to have someone else reject the argument wholecloth based on saving a few cents right now.

It can make you feel like you must be the wrong one, everyone else appears to be able to just go about their day. Ultimately, for some of us, compromise can mean death, or just a more societally acceptable form of persecution.

As an aside, her mom was my “academic team” coach in college, one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. She taught me a lot.

They know very well what they’re doing.

The water wars started years ago and if you’re not Nestle you’re already losing.

You got me bro.

I’m a secret Trump shill encouraging local mutual aid and how the Democrats could/should have won.

Hey, if you get your way me and everybody like me won’t be a problem anymore, grats on the dub.

Someone who hasn’t lived in a red state as a trans person or with a trans loved one.

Lol love the smoke. I voted for Harris, even encouraged my irl friends and family to. I just think that tacking to the right is insane.

Cheney’s the one I happened to hear the most about and they’re all shitbirds, but go off about the misogyny.

I’m the parent of a trans kid, I’m at a real risk of being chased out of the fucking country right now or maybe just thrown in jail, based on the chitchat around the watercooler now by both Dems and Rs. I’ve already been chased out of one home by bigots empowered by these pieces of shit.

I absolutely didn’t want Trump to win. His win emboldens right wing terrorists across the country.

My criticisms are genuine and valid. I’m describing to you the things that put people off with less to lose than people like me and the people I love. The Democratic party deserves to burn for this, but instead they’ll all be #resistance and send out more fundraising texts while the rest of us suffer. The lesson they’ll most likely take from this is the one people like you seem to be taking “we can’t run a woman because misogyny and we need to start burning leftists because we’re not right wing enough.”

I’m definitely not saying you should blame yourself for not phone banking or door knocking enough or something.

The system that we live in is just perfect for making us feel like this. And the people in charge are not incentivized to change it for us.

The only way we fix it is by trying to make things better locally, from the bottom up.

You’re not wrong about having the physical and temporal capacity to inform yourself regardless, but you’ve also got to have the mental and emotional capacity as well.

I’m sure you’re aware of how exhausting it is to live here, even just having nominal exposure to all the campaign ads and the outrage bait “news.” That’s before all the regular stress of living here with a family, all of your material conditions. Is my car gonna break down? If it does will I get fired? How can I afford my kids soccer cleats? Will the babysitter cancel on me for my extra shift?

If the only exposure you got for the election that you paid attention to because it was “entertainment” was a “funny” Joe Rogan clip your buddy sent you of the Trump interview it’d be real easy to be like “well, we made it through the first one, and at least he acknowledges that things are more expensive…”

Obviously if you’re tuned in, you know that’s a bullshit front. But if you don’t have the capacity to be tuned in because fucking everything is designed to stress you out and extract what little money you have… Well, here we are.

This is absolutely untrue.

Dems should have just used more charts that show how actually you’re not paying more for groceries and making less money adjusted for inflation.

They also should have just had Kamala drop out and replaced her with Liz Cheney, that would have gotten the moderate vote.

They also should have shamed the people who don’t like funding wholesale slaughter around the world more, these are jobs we’re talking about here!