There’s a TNG porn parody that is a legit fan sequel to Unification. There are edits with all the porn cut out and it’s actually a decent episode.

We have Janeway and Tuvok at home.

Janeway and Tuvok at home:

You didn’t choose the kindy life, the kindy life chose you.

Friends don’t let friends Lunar and drive.

It was a prophecy.

No, you’re not. You installed a revolving door on the prime directive. The only one on the Enterprise who hasn’t breezed through it is Data’s cat!

At least one overly-proficient monkey.

In her defense, if you blank on a live question about age your brain is going to default to 18 just to be safe.

“Son, the time has finally come. Today I’m going to teach you TNO (Trust No One) security.”

my two-year-old stares blankly at me

Where’s that one person on Lemmy who ID’d a Waffle House location in minutes based on a single picture?

Born too late to live through Hitler. Born just in time to live through two Hitlers.

This is a little bit wholesome and a little bit sad.

I was a janitor at a church a long time ago. I can confirm with absolute certainty that the women’s restrooms were usually worse than the men’s restrooms.

Antaeus, for anyone curious.

https://www.en.stargatewiki.com/wiki/Anteaus

My brain must have blocked out butt-naked Odo.

Walk without rhythm and it won’t attract the Q.

The voice change was a bit of a step down.

Now we give perfect strangers a star rating based on how little they talked.