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Reminds me of Kern river, but the undertow kills people wearing life vests too
Schroedinger’s lifejacket.
One of the 237 that didn’t wear life jacket un-drowned or found a jacket during drowning?
Number 237 drowned without lifejacket but wasn’t a person.
Nah, someone put a life jacket on a dead body and threw it inside the lake and it came back to life.
One guy needed two
237 people swam in the lake without a life jacket. 236 of them drowned.
Same as that riddle about people coming back from the moon
And the fresh diminutive footwear
I can float on water if I lay on my back…
Hmm… Do you weigh the same as a duck?
#237: Jason Vorhees
If you’re going to go swimming at Crystal Lake, I feel like drowning is the least of your troubles.
Wait where’s the extra one come from?
Must have drowned in a different lake
Didn’t read the sign, probably drowning without a life jacket to this day
It could be you! ⛈️
I mean the vast majority of people swimming don’t where life jackets.
I’m embarrassed to confess, but I also don’t wear as life jacket when I swim. Hell, most of the time I prefer to leave the swim suit behind.
Is drowning naked more or less embarrassing than just regular drowning?
Especially the ones who drown.
I’d like to make that point.
Well, how was it un-typical?
Generally in lakes it’s more people boating who drown. They are far from shore and can get hurt in a capsize easily
Also having potentially lot of clothing on, making it harder to swim
And also drunk as fuuuuuck.
There life jackets. There castle.
“Why are you talking like that?”
Or, they only collect the dead ones from the surface. There’s probably a veritable mountain of lifejacketless corpses on the silt.
You must’ve misread the sign. All the casualties were without lifejacket.
Clearly because the floating corpses were being carried away by birds, so only the sunken ones were left to be found!
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