It’s for insurance purposes, Captain!

What’s creepier: people too mad about a flat chest? Or people too happy about a flat chest?

I don’t have a dog in this fight, but I’ve run across both attitudes and they both seem… well, unseemly.

“No one would ever surrender to the Dread Space Pirate Westley.”

I know the media’s stopped talking about it, but Trump definitely has dementia, right?

I like the style! Kind of reminds me of Wondermark.

Okay, but what if I don’t want Lemmy users to be healthy?

(Kidding! I love you all!)

Things got really crazy when the zoo was in the red.

… are we gonna wrestle?

'cause I got a bad knee, just so you know.

“I’ll just wander over to this corner while you think about that, hm?”

Even centuries later, GNU Hurd still isn’t viable.

You’d think the whole ship would go dark while it was building Moriarty, like the Heart of Gold trying to make a cup of tea.

Good heavens, imagine the children.

“On August 29th, 4chanbot became self-aware…”

Kind of! My has a little 3-cup carafe, but otherwise very similar.

Uncanny – I’m still using the little free drip machine I got with my Gevalia subscription and Mint!

The real Phantom Menace.

We can do more damage that way.

Sorry, my universal translator shows that as tit-TAAAYS.

Ugh, this guy’s gonna be a problem.