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Opening a petting zoo

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I once visited a zoo where all they had was a single dog, no other animals.

It was a Shih Tzu.
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  Darn… I was going to make the same joke!
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Risa is leaking… and I’m fine with that.
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Things got really crazy when the zoo was in the red.

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