My Nvidia cards anytime anyone suggests I should “upgrade”.

I feel seen

Restaurants need to pay their staff a living wage instead of expecting patrons to subsidize the owners’ greed.

POS: “Please tell the cashier.”

Me to the cashier: “This place needs to pay you a living wage. Let me know if you and your coworkers need help setting up a union.”

The subheader has no chill.

With the idea of the racist civilisation-barbarism divide so embedded in Germany, it is no surprise its parliament has sided with Israel’s genocidal Zionists against the Palestinians

If you want to know one of the main culprits vendors in that space…

https://emea.itron.com/

…it’s bound for an ending that is, in reality, a new phase of its life: serving as an artificial reef that attracts divers and marine life in the waters off Florida.

I love it when this is done. Marine life absolutely love these things.

“The Path of Totality” if I recall correctly.

That was such a bad album.

This past winter my wife was trying out clothes for our Friday dinner date and she asked me about a dress. It was cold in the house so I told her (feeling quite proud of my cleverness) that her “high beams were on”. Without missing a beat she looked at me and gave me a deadpan reply. “I am almost fifty. These are fog lights.”

I laughed so hard, I died. R.I.P. me.

Ok, but it helps when you are a bigger person than they are.

I know a few guys who helped author some vertical specific CRMs that are in retirement age. A project like this might be good for them as it would give them something to do. Passing this along.

I had made a 4B t-shirt using a quote from Hamlet.

I thought the joke was obvious but the number of downvotes says otherwise.

Legend

What’s the point if the human eye can’t see beyond 30fps?

Case in point, duct tape and Krazy Glue.