The dude loves reading. He is going to have a lot of time in prison.
Someone send this fine lad some theory.
Assuming he gets convicted
Even still jury selection is probably going to take a while.
Imagine if the jury mysteriously consists of only CEOs
Considering his parents own two country clubs, a jury of his peers
Can we send stuff to him while he’s in jail?
If so, he’s going to get at least one copy of Blackshirts and Reds.
Which one of you is getting jailed with a tattoo of the floor plan to be his bunkmate and break out?
Why would you do that?
Just hire Captain Cold and Heatwave to bust him out
Do you think the tattoo artist would face any liability in that scenario?
Nah all you gotta do is say you’re a big fan of the show Prison Break.
Seriously though why wouldn’t the prison transfer him somewhere else if it’s that extremely obvious that he has some kind of plan?
Idk he seems like he has a very weak Hyoid bone
