It’s not about the food, it’s about sending a message.

A lot of the Mario & Luigi RPG humor is basically “let’s laugh at Luigi for having emotions!” (I still like the games, and they do make me laugh sometimes)

It’s too late for you, AOC, you’re already the Zionist boogeyman, and nothing you can do will change that. Literally nothing you could do would change that reputation, hell, you could even call for a congressional declaration of war against Israel, and you’d still just be seen as “antisemitic”, and the needle wouldn’t shift in the slightest. They already used their strongest card against you, you should just go wild with being anti-Israel.

But you’re only welcoming them to your porch, not the inside of your house.

There’s NO WAY that’s a real person’s name. That’s just too on-the-nose.

Judge Judy will be a Supreme Court Justice this term. Just you wait.

Funny enough, she’s a boogeyman for Zionists. Which should be a lesson, don’t even try to appeal to them, because they’ll NEVER be happy with what you do.

The Blue Scare against libs will begin around 2026.

Being in the lower tier of a hive city still requires you to be a badass though. They are what Nextdoor boomers think big cities are like, but on steroids.

That is exactly why in Fantasy, they say “There are exactly as many Elves as the story needs”.

(Even that doesn’t justify though, the elves apparently being in such a population crisis that the death of even one elf is enough to be considered a tragedy for the race, yet hundreds of elves regularly die in battle, and every year, the Dark Elves celebrate Murder Christmas.)

Who even WOULD they be in the Imperium? They’re not strong enough to be Space Marines or Imperial Guard, or even Inquisition, not smart enough to be Mechanicus, not disciplined enough to be Administratum or in a Forge World, not charismatic enough to be in a Pleasure World, and they would almost certainly not be Psykers, so they couldn’t even be fed to the Golden Throne.

Where does that leave them? Cannon fodder? Human test subjects?

It did seem like Harris was going to win early on in her campaign, around when she picked Tim Walz and seemed like she was trying to make a leftward turn.

EU is going to ban Twitter. Twitter having much fewer revenue streams will require US government subsidies to stay up. And Trump would totally do that.

As CTH said, she really was the embodiment of the Democratic Party. She wasn’t beloved for striking down any injust law, or furthering human rights. It was for her dissents. In other words, she lost but she seemed so stylish and cool when she lost.

My parents are technically boomers, even though they were born in 1962 and 1963, a bit far after the war to be part of a post-war baby boom.

Now his conclusion will be “we need to remove the far left because they make us lose”.

All Kamala had to do was lie and claim to be SO PROGRESSIVE. Obama did that and he landslided both times.

Oh shit, China might know that I eat way too many tendies.

This should’ve been the easiest election ever. For both sides.

Under communism, video games would have gameplay innovations you never would’ve thought possible, so much creativity, they’d be seen as among the greatest works of art, multi-player and singleplayer so fun that will never get old, and the graphics of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.