You do know it’s not a requirement to use the urinal, they also have private pee booths as well.

I don’t think that’s the threat she thinks it is…

Reminds me of this song

Gen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of ‘fancy’ fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.

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You can’t run from your problems forever Sonic.

He’s the cat you meet halfway through the movie that reluctantly joins your group because they were already on their own secret mission to find their father who ends up being the main villain of the story.

Twitch doesn’t allow porn.

How bad at doing homework is she that the ai had a mental breakdown trying to teach her!?

You just gotta send an email with videos and pictures of you having a wank that only say “This won’t stop until I can watch porn freely again” .

Just the headline so I can ensure I misinterpret the context fully when drunkenly ranting at my mates about it.

Have you tried yelling " WHOOP WHOOP" at it?

Jimmy will win that one.

Just now.

Be awkward by not talking, they can’t hold your words against you if you don’t say any words.

The mums death scene will have a nice calm music piece that slowly ramps up into a single ringing tone, getting more intense cutting between Bambi and his mum and close up shots of a gun and bits of the hunter, then just as the the music hits an intense the gun fires and its dead silence until the bullet pierces Bambi’s mums skull then its utter chaotic screams and sharp loud music, the title card is then made out of Bambi’s mums pooling blood.

That government had the intelligence to see they needed to listen to someone smarter than them and gave Not Sure the freedom to do it how ever needed, even if it was something as ridiculous as water from the toilet. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

You’re not supposed to report actual news Onion!

No no no, it’s not the strong men that is the problem, it’s the weak women with their fragile womanly figure seducing the strong virile men, it’s the weak and powerless women who need to be reigned in and controlled… So the strong powerful men won’t be uncontrollably seduced…/S ^

Nah man, you’re all good, you got this, it sucks balls but it does get better, the sad thoughts always get replaced with happy memories. I was broken for months, I had one mental breakdown and when I got asked what could fix it all that could come out was " I just want my dog back", so i know how you’re feeling, but it does get easier.

I filtered and blocked anything on Lemmy that upset or angered me and just found shit that brought me joy and did things that brought me joy , just fill your spare time with dumb fun things that hit that serotonin button in your head, that helps a lot, even those stupid mobile games help.