I give him a week at most before he tries to ban diet coke and Trump cans him
It’s funny how predictions about Trump - no matter how ridiculous or how jokey - could come to pass.
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“We will ban Diet Coke due to the presence of globalistides…”
A few hours later angry Trump bellows “RFK Jr. says Diet Coke has globalistides and globalistides are bad. Globalistides? Nobody knows what that is. Even doctors. ‘What?’ they say. Nobody knows. And I love Diet Coke. RFK Jr. is out. I fired him. Dr. Phil’s gonna head the Department of Health…” Trump has a confused look on his face. “The Department of Health… and the Other Stuff.”
Child predator as attorney general, man who eats roadkill and had a worm turn what was left of his brain into a block of swiss cheese as HHS head…
Linda McMahon as the likely pick for Commerce Secretary lmao
Deeply unserious country
Also an out neonazi as secdwf and Elon musk
out neonazi as secdwf
Thought that was a preferred qualifier for the defense post tbh
Nah they like their nazis quiet
Linda McMahon as the likely pick for Commerce Secretary lmao
i don’t know this particular ghoul, do tell
Wife to Vince McMahon, also known as the former WWE head, who herself served a big role within that org for decades. Vince had to step down due to being a sex pest
Also I didn’t know this
[Vince] McMahon later resigned from TKO in January 2024 after allegations of sex trafficking and sexual assault. [Vince] McMahon is currently under a federal probe.
ed. changed ‘Husband’ to ‘Wife’, god I’m tired
oh god lmao
I hope instead he picks someone that he fired from the apprentice for being bad at business
Idioacracy came faster than expected
This is the guy who’s gonna lead the Trump administration’s response to H5N1
:fuck:
This would all be funny if it weren’t for the fact that I live here
Although I liked to meme about 99% Hitler vs 100% Hitler as much as the next person…
Truly an accelerationist administration forming. Keep your people close.
Kennedy was later seen carrying a book titled “To Serve Humans.”
I’m going to do the reddit thing and say the title was ackshually “To Serve Man”, but the reason I mention it is that the pun works much better with the uncountable noun “Man” than the countable plural “Humans”, because it’s more like how we speak of most types of meat, as an anonymous, indifferent material (lamb, beef, pork, chicken), and I think that’s kind of interesting.
I was attempting to riff on the name of “Health and Human Services” but “human” probably still would’ve worked better than “Humans”
Legit, exactly what it sounds like
Removed by mod
The surgeons did some cranial reshaping when they went in to get the worm.
confirmation processes will test the loyalty of Senate Republicans.
Not to worry, I’m sure they’ll pass with flying colors.
EVERY DAY IS A NEW NIGHTMARE
Chris Hayes post
RFK announcement puts a fine point on something I’ve been trying to articulate and is a theme of the Trump years. It’s something I’ve wrestled with and that a lot of Dem messaging has gotten wrong. Part of what Trump does is constantly divide the country along the lines of pro-system and anti-system.
And because Trump is such wrecking ball, you end up in this defensive posture of pro-system, pro-status quo. HHS/FDA is a great example.
Of COURSE the US food and drug system is captured and bad in a million different ways: from nutritional recommendations, which are often laughably wrong or corrupted to our outrageous regime of drug patenting etc.
https://subium.com/profile/chrislhayes.bsky.social/post/3lawu76wogk2v
Part of what Trump does is constantly divide the country along the lines of pro-system and anti-system.
Oh yeah, only Trump does that.🙄
He’s going to send out pills to every American to take containing brain worm eggs.
South Bronx Paradise baby! :carl:
Well. That ain’t good
Stock up on antidepressants. He will go for them.
What is it with these RFK style “health” freaks and being against antidepressants? Its like the one thing enabling probably millions at this point to cope with the effects of capitalism. Exercise and organic produce is not a cure all
he will put brain worm eggs in the water
Too much work. Just slash all the funding at the water and wastewater treatment plants.
Put the Ancient Apocalypse guy in for Department of Education. Rogan is press secretary of course.
God, that Graham Hancock guy would have an absolute blast purging the archaeologists. I never did figure out what he thinks they did to him. I feel like fewer archaeologists hated him before he started complaining about the Deep Archaeology State like it’s a pack of wild Mayor Petes coming after his dog.
Welcome back, polio.
death to america, now in worm form
