It’s funny how predictions about Trump - no matter how ridiculous or how jokey - could come to pass.
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“We will ban Diet Coke due to the presence of globalistides…”
A few hours later angry Trump bellows “RFK Jr. says Diet Coke has globalistides and globalistides are bad. Globalistides? Nobody knows what that is. Even doctors. ‘What?’ they say. Nobody knows. And I love Diet Coke. RFK Jr. is out. I fired him. Dr. Phil’s gonna head the Department of Health…” Trump has a confused look on his face. “The Department of Health… and the Other Stuff.”
I give him a week at most before he tries to ban diet coke and Trump cans him
It’s funny how predictions about Trump - no matter how ridiculous or how jokey - could come to pass.
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“We will ban Diet Coke due to the presence of globalistides…”
A few hours later angry Trump bellows “RFK Jr. says Diet Coke has globalistides and globalistides are bad. Globalistides? Nobody knows what that is. Even doctors. ‘What?’ they say. Nobody knows. And I love Diet Coke. RFK Jr. is out. I fired him. Dr. Phil’s gonna head the Department of Health…” Trump has a confused look on his face. “The Department of Health… and the Other Stuff.”