"Well if humans weren’t building durable immunity, if the deaths weren’t a susceptible cohort, if we didn’t just need to avert our eyes and let the vulnerable die off, if your risk of getting long COVID was about the same each infection meaning we may all one day have it

WoUlDn’t wE SeE MoRe pEoPlE WiTh lOnG CoViD ThAn wE SeE In tHe sUrVeYs?"

Depends on the circles you run in, I had to do a doubletake seeing this

NPR is simply advancing new frontiers in Barbara Pit science

God, that Graham Hancock guy would have an absolute blast purging the archaeologists. I never did figure out what he thinks they did to him. I feel like fewer archaeologists hated him before he started complaining about the Deep Archaeology State like it’s a pack of wild Mayor Petes coming after his dog.

absolutely the most divorced man of all time

doesn’t Matt think wearing a mask is too woke or something lol

I thought I had the same issue, so I tried out one with a speaking diaphragm to help out. Turns out a lot of people were just pretending not to be able to hear me! I figured that one out after deciding to calmly recite a small collection of cursewords and insults every time someone tells me they can’t understand and seeing the looks on their faces.

this is Trump’s fault

why not make Kamala president rn just for the hell of it

Ned’s Declassified Ghoul Survival Guide - How to Keep Grifting Through Any Scandal

Americans are not at fault for our reactionary positions and viewpoints. It’s because of Foreigners, especially those from the mysterious orient. They brought the scourge of racism to our door even after we fixed racism for all time in 2008

can’t even sleep anymore, because of woke

built off old Epstein breeding island blueprints

Joe Biden? The credit card lobbyist?

The fuck? Plain? That shit looks like the camouflage pattern from Operation Dark Storm

Beware of the miasma that spills forth from litter. Makes ya ill, see? Clogs up the social body or something

Sonic proceeds to rub he’s belly for nothing

how terrible

is she able to talk about anything at all besides the cat

edit is how I talk to AI chatbots