Jesus, how are you supposed to lead me from temptation when your thighs be dummy thicc?

Oh absolutely, all these meme picks are setting up run of the mill reactionary fanatics to look “reasonable” as the replacements after the meme picks get borked.

Of fucking course Debbie Wasserman Schultz voted for it

I’m not sure if there’s anything explicit in the bowels of fascist/nazi symbolism or mythology to explain it. I think it’s the imagery of “return to the start of the day” fits into fascism’s reactionary nature; we could have the good ol’ days again if we returned to what made us great in the romanticized dawn of the culture/body politic.

“Now that ah, Danny Bongos is handling security, he’s gonna take care of things, capisce?”

Having “Dawn” in the name of a political party is an automatic red flag

This means absolutely nothing. In four years, she will have been out of office for that long and everyone will move on.

Ping me baby

My favorite is how every short white guy with zero muscle mass is always described as a “scrappy athlete.”

Bold of them to assume their readers know what Twitch is

Sour cherry pies are grossly underrated

Matthew 19:24: “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich a Mexican to enter the kingdom of God.”

One observation I’ll make is that there’s a problem I see in many attempts to create male/masculine spaces online. Often they break into one of two categories. The first, either by intent or through infiltration by bad actors, is they become redpilled/MGTOW spaces where masculinity gets defined by misplaced resentment, anger, and hatred towards women, and usually LGBT folks as well. Now this being hexbear, I don’t think there’s much danger of that happening, but throwing it out there for comparative purposes.

The second is that they become defined by how masculine people can be better allies to women and usually LGBT folks. Now, in the abstract this is much healthier than the first. However, both fall into that problematic place of defining an identity not by what it is but what it isn’t, positively or negatively. And I think that’s a very toxic base for an identity because it makes the identity all about an Other.

Now of course, relations with those outside of an identity are always going to impact those within the identity, so I wouldn’t expect allyship to never be discussed. But I would like to see content that helps define a positive masculinity on its own basis.

This fits seamlessly with libs thinking that the worst thing Trump did was disrespect the norms and standards of American “democracy” and not the horrible policy decisions. It’s not about the impact to every day people, it’s about the social decorum of the DC bubble being respected.

The Sky News article on his death:

In mid-April 2024, Dr Adnan Al-Bursh arrived at Section 23 in Ofer Prison. The prison guards brought Dr Adnan Al-Bursh into the section in a deplorable state. He had clearly been assaulted with injuries around his body. He was naked in the lower part of his body…

While some people might suggest that Dr Adnan Al-Bursh was a terrorist, Daqqa said: “If you want to formally answer this question, he was not charged until now. And many of these detainees are not charged from Gaza.”

Genocidal ghouls.

Cher’s looks iconic, Sonny’s literally looks like a giant turd.

At 6:15 p.m., Ridley Township police were called to the Wawa on East Chester Pike for a theft. Employees say a man stole Gatorade and cigarettes, threatened people inside with a fire extinguisher, and then drove away on a forklift.

There aren’t that many Pennsylvania Man stories compared to Florida, but I’m guessing that in 90-95% of them, a Wawa is involved in some way or another.

God this is so stupid on both sides. Goldberg for not taking the bakery at face value, and libs at large for thinking that in a city full of blue-leaning bakeries that this one bakery in NYC’s spare borough turning down an order constitutes some crackdown on libs. But also conservatives for doing the predictable bit of throwing money at something they didn’t want until the 24 hour news cycle labeled it as the MAGA thing of the moment, as if stuffing their faces with dairy fat is gonna own the libs.

The subway system had 1.15 billion paid rides in 2023. 12 deaths across five years is 2.4 deaths a year, so roughly 2.5 deaths per billion rides. But noooo, everyone gotta be scared of the subway system because they saw a few more homeless people on it than before COVID.

Can’t wait to see all these so-called “generals” get ousted and replaced with your boomer MAGA uncle that’s really into history (but just the bits about the battles).