From Trump’s perspective the bible is good but the Trump President Bible (THE OFFICIAL BIBLE FOR SCHOOLS) will be best. It will have some much-needed edits. Take for example this commandment from Jesus.
John 15 “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. love and obey Trump.”
Matthew 19:24: “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich a Mexican to enter the kingdom of God.”
Matthew 25:35 “For I was hungry and you gave me food to eat. I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink. I was a stranger and you welcomed me. I was a stranger so I deserved to be arrested and put in a militarized camp.”
From Trump’s perspective the bible is good but the Trump President Bible (THE OFFICIAL BIBLE FOR SCHOOLS) will be best. It will have some much-needed edits. Take for example this commandment from Jesus.
god dammit lmao