I’ve got fucking Tux Racing, and every time I boot it up my screen starts flickering and my cd-tray starts opening and closing so fast, the friction starts making smoke and triggering a full scale evacuation.

I fucking love ubuntu

Even though i have no gaemz, my video card drivers are barely working, my RAM randomly shits itself, and I smell burning whenever I charge my headphones through the USB, I still laugh at windows users desperately cling to their spyware OS. Yeah, enjoy your video games.

Sure, the closest thing to entertainment Linux offers is firing up Gimp and hoping it doesn’t spontaneously combust your hard drive, but at least I’m free!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against CPS-like services. I just realise that it is a double edged sword. Open for exploitation for those with horrible intentions, and a crucial service for people who really need it.

A lot of the times, when children get taken away, it’s for good reasons, like drug abuse, crime, violence or sexual abuse.

But Norway is in the middle of a giant moral panic about teen crime. The justice system recently implemented a new system to hasten the punishment of teenagers and lowered the age required to be sent to prison.

All of these measures are heavily biased towards teens of immigrant families. Middle Eastern looking kids hanging out in a shopping mall will frequently get the cops called on them for loitering around, and that results in CPS involvement, meaning families that are visibly foreign are much more subject to scrutiny for simply having a normally rowdy teenager.

Our CPS equivalent are also infamous for using sloppy “interrogation” tactics and often twist the words of children and lead them on to get a conviction against their families. Especially so against immigrants.

I’m betting it will end up like Ghost Ship.

Millennials: rustled jimmies

Scandinavian child protection services really serve as an instrument for terrorising immigrants and poor families.

Norwegian version of CPS has repeatedly been sued by the UN for breaking human rights.

Aries the hentai addict

Scorpio the Latina foot fetishist

Leo the armpit enthusiast

Capricorn the Brazilian cake farting addict

Gemini the German Goo Girls Gooner

“Promote all peoples, races and creeds”

“Except black people, women, trans people, middle Eastern people, Muslims in particular, east Asians, slavs, Iranians, Palestinians, socialists and the working class”

In 32 of them, I sneezed in the middle of a stream of diarrhea and covered the entire backside of the toilet.

If you ask me, ukraine has been an incredibly fucked up country since the 90s.

But when I do it, I get called a gymrat /s

Blowing up Nordstream was the EU equivalent of blowing their own brains out.

Now the American flies are coming to feast on its corpse.

Reddit Brigade 2.0

HOLY JESUS, 50 000 ALIENS ARE BURSTING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE AS WE SPEAK

Grove Street 4 lyfe

I assumed most Americans’ veins were filled with soy sauce and gravy

Yup.

;_;

I would love to visit, but anyone in my country who visits Russia ends up on a list nowadays.

There have been university professors and researchers who have been arrested and had their jobs taken from them simply for having been on vacation there or having had russian coworkers.

Norway is in full blown russophobic hysteria.