InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to The Dredge Tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 19 days ago[Not the Onion] Simulationshexbear.netimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up196arrow-down1image[Not the Onion] Simulationshexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to The Dredge Tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square49fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·19 days agoI ran 80,000 simulations of me taking a poop In 40,000 of them, shit ran down my ballsack and then I had shit on my balls.
minus-squareBig_Bob [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·19 days agoIn 32 of them, I sneezed in the middle of a stream of diarrhea and covered the entire backside of the toilet.
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I ran 80,000 simulations of me taking a poop
In 40,000 of them, shit ran down my ballsack and then I had shit on my balls.
In 32 of them, I sneezed in the middle of a stream of diarrhea and covered the entire backside of the toilet.