Only applies to real people. No fictional ones. (Sorry Stirner) 
Fred Rogers
Soviet Union + Stalin and Lenin.
Johann Kaspar Schmidt ofc
my dad :(
bring back Henry Kissinger
kill Henry Kissinger
bring back Henry Kissinger
kill Henry Kissinger
bring back Lenin
explain Lenin what’s going on
explain Lenin who’s Henry Kissinger
bring back Henry Kissinger
Lenin kills Henry Kissinger
Bring him back, show him Trump and his cabal of failsons lighting his lifetime of work on fire in a matter of days, send him back to hell, repeat.
This is the kind of stuff I come to hexbear for
uh uh do Epstein too
Get a taped confession of him ratting out all his rich buddies, then kill him again
The founder/main figure of every single religion all coming back to life simultaneously would be very funny
Gonna bring back all the people who have claimed to be Jesus and have them do a battle royale. Then I’m gonna do the same for all people who claim Cleopatra and similar figures as having been “a past life”.
Then I’m gonna do the same for all people who claim Cleopatra and similar figures as having been “a past life”.
You just unlocked a hidden childhood memory of mine where a private tutor did crystal dowsing in front of my parents to determine whether I had strong energy and could perform well with their catchup tutoring. Absolute kook. Not the best sales pitch in the world as he did not get that job.
Lmao now you unlocked one for me.
My mom once got remote healing. While she was receiving it our dog knocked over a lamp and when I went to tell her she panickally yelled “DONT DISTURB ME, IM BEING HEALED”. I just wanted to let her know because it was her favourite lamp.
The healing didn’t work either sadlyLol
I remember telling my parents he seemed like he needed to try Banks’s beer afterwards because these ads were running at the time where Banks’ was selling itself as the beer kooks need to drink: https://youtu.be/AGtTmp6OqIU
Keep in mind I would have been under 10 at the time so they found that hilarious.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Anthony Bourdain of course
No one has said Michael Brooks yet and he deserves to be brought back for sure
is still alive though lolLol dang I should’ve looked her up, I thought that was Lyudmila Pavlichenko
And became cringe.
Perfection
10/10 perfect list
As many verified genocide victims in Palestine as possible
This is the correct answer. But if I have enough time, I’d resurrect Marx, Lenin, Mao, Joe Strummer, and Mitch Hedberg.
Dodo bird.
the single most progressive president in my lifetime, joseph robinette biden
Bring back Epstein to testify and then bring him back again every time he commits suicide by two bullets to the back of the head.
In all seriousness I’d start with recent wars and disasters like Palestine (and all victims, Jewish and otherwise, of the holocaust.) and then cut a deal with the Mormons for their database.
Would the deal involve reviving Joseph Smith
Bring him back for the lulz but not Bringham Young.
How are they brought back? Are they fully-formed and youthful again? Because I have enough skeletons angry at me already.
Lets assume they come back in the top of their prime. Peak of their skills.
Only in the way that if you don’t specify a cause they die of a heart attack in Death Note.
You should be able to bring back Henry Kissenger in to a world of pain.
