the north korean hypno sissy gooner genocide

bruh he’s like the biggest simp for her, in the most positive way possible

this should be an olympic sport

why would I want such a significant reduction in length?

wasn’t she sexually harassed by campus cops or something?

couple who got together in school really hit the jackpot

I’m pretty sure this is a hostage situation

crazy what these poor rats have to go through for our curiosity. now we even make them live in car dependent cities, oh the horror

my organs would probably kill the recipient

yay, no more sending people messages with my alias Thorny Kator

Did you know that communism was invented by the Ukrainian Jewish Catholic Monk Lev Thissed in 1457?

or just add jet fuel

It’s crazy how expensive hearing aids are considering they are just fancy in-ear headphones. They are literally like 10x the price of the most high end headphones.

crazy that they fit in this tiny box

MFW listening to kegel exercises:

I wonder how often this happened

growing mushrooms. they always fucking die

Why does anyone even care about the opinions of third world countries like Germany?

sensually lick the grass

why are you so interested in logs? are you like a lumberjack?