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The laser pointer would be perfect if they had cats. Could see the bork getting into quite a few antics
Just outrun them. They’ll stop breathing in like 5 minutes.
5 minutes is very generous
I try to be. In case of outliers.
We are the pug, breathing is futile.
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We are the Bork. Lower yourself and surrender your snacks.
Is a pug-brain collective of billions of pugs smarter than one single pug brain?
“Look here, pups – if we’re a collective, why am I the one buying all the food and cleaning up all the poops?”
breathes wheezingly
Did no one else notice that there used to be three 😢?
He’s in deep cover at the moment.
You know, how do Borg covert ops work?
The Porg?
I am Lopugus of Borg…