Remember:
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No jokes.
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No low effort posts about beans.
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No posting any hobbies that aren’t the latest trend. Skibidi toilet ONLY.
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No dunking on reactionaries.
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No showing of emotion will be tolerated.
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No posting.
This change is sure to make Hexbear a fun and interesting place that brings in many users.
I’ve never made a joke on Hexbear
I thought joke was funny
Uuughhh i am going to pOWER POST
UGH it got in my SHOES?!
- Okay
- Understood
- Message received
- Your will be done
- On Earth as it is in Heaven
You got a loisence for that post?
OH SHIT RUN EVERYONE HIDE YOUR BEANS HIDE THEM
That’s fine I would never joke about Beanis
Finally! Go ahead, you will only ban a bad jokester
Why would Xi do this?!?!
Because the mods be Putin him on the spot!
Psst, hey, I got some of the, you know, the stuff
heh heh beanis lolDon’t tell anyone, ok? Just be cool.
On the web it works, but on Jerboa, you are missing a space between ::: and spoiler which breaks the formatting. Now your Beanis is clear out in the open for mobile users.
EVERYONE SAW MY BEANIS?!?
📸 * snap * okay this one’s going in my beanis collection
Shh! Beans aren’t funny! You’re not allowed to find amusement in mundane and silly things!
Uh aktually, that is a beanis, not a bean.
Oh, my mistake, carry on
Good we can finally post about Trump getting his own Skibidi and it’s going to be so much bigger and better than Biden’s.
Sorry, posting about Trump and Biden would be jokes and also dunking on reactionaries. We don’t want to scare people away.
But how will I ever be a power-user if I cannot post shit? Well then, fine. Just delete me… like throw me in the trash where shitposters like me belong.
It shouldn’t be that difficult. There’s never been anything funny on this site to begin with.
That’s the spirit!
My favorite segment of Boonta Vista is the shipping report. The no deaths and no jokes maritime report on collisions and ships in distress.
Imagine * snicker * if * barely suppressed laughter* instead it was * tee hee hee * the shitting report!!
