return2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 13 hours ago'Y'all are so f**king unserious': Americans blast Congress for prioritizing bill to make bald eagle the national birdwww.dailydot.comexternal-linkmessage-square87fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down18cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·12 hours agoNever had a national bird, according to this article. Thank God our infinitely wise and useful government got on that before they lost all their power to actually do anything meaningful or helpful. 🦅🇺🇸
minus-squareEugene V. Debs' Ghost@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 hours agoIt’s what Franklin wanted. And Franklin had humor and consistent set of morals. And got France to back us up by having sex with so many French women. I think the Turkey would be better than a bird we have to ADR in the screech of another animal.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·10 hours agoTurkeys: invasive, will absolutely move in and fuck up your shit Bald Eagle: almost went extinct because it ran out of a particular type of tree. Turkeys: will eat literally anything under the sun. Grass. Seeds. Other, smaller inferior turkeys. Car bumpers. Bald eagles: almost went extinct because salmon was in short supply. Turkeys: big, fat, aggressive birds with absolutely no fucks to give. The Always Sunny crew if they were all birds and not just D. Bald Eagles: sleek, reclusive, and quiet. Literally sounds like a mouse. It’s turkeys, it was always turkeys. It’s not even close.
minus-squareleadore@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoIt was hunting (considered pests) and DDT (pesticide that made the eggshells break too easily) that made eagles almost go extinct.
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Never had a national bird, according to this article. Thank God our infinitely wise and useful government got on that before they lost all their power to actually do anything meaningful or helpful. 🦅🇺🇸
It’s what Franklin wanted. And Franklin had humor and consistent set of morals. And got France to back us up by having sex with so many French women.
I think the Turkey would be better than a bird we have to ADR in the screech of another animal.
Turkeys: invasive, will absolutely move in and fuck up your shit
Bald Eagle: almost went extinct because it ran out of a particular type of tree.
Turkeys: will eat literally anything under the sun. Grass. Seeds. Other, smaller inferior turkeys. Car bumpers.
Bald eagles: almost went extinct because salmon was in short supply.
Turkeys: big, fat, aggressive birds with absolutely no fucks to give. The Always Sunny crew if they were all birds and not just D.
Bald Eagles: sleek, reclusive, and quiet. Literally sounds like a mouse.
It’s turkeys, it was always turkeys. It’s not even close.
It was hunting (considered pests) and DDT (pesticide that made the eggshells break too easily) that made eagles almost go extinct.
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