I mean it may be but I know a guy who considers himself a militant atheist and proudly parrots all of those points. He’s been screeching about the evil Democrats on Facebook for months. Absolutely insufferable.

No no if you press F you’ll feed them!

Jesus it’s robotics it’s not a video game.

Doubt is M00.

People are idiots everywhere.

Everybody is an idiot sometimes.

Even you.

Not me tho. Thankfully I’m flawless and don’t have to deal with the same nonsense of ever being wrong.

That poor spherical cow.

Think he’ll ever get out of that vacuum?

Instructions unclear. I have issued commands to temi. I now have command of a Chinese destroyer

Which bourbon?

New liver pweeeaaaaase

Am…I cat?

Europe sits further north than the US does.

The homicide rate seems to go down as you move north.

I am willing to bet if you take the most populous cities in each state they’d fall in a similar organization.

So we can reasonably conclude that hot summers make you want to murder a motherfucker.

Obviously. Nothing else could cause this. Nothing.

Clearly thoughts and prayers aren’t helping. So it must be the weather.

I work in the trades, in a deeply red state.

There are a few against it but for the most part people I work with support a minimum wage raise.

I work with some shitty people but don’t put that evil on us.

That’ll take you all the way to the scene of the crash

I mean, it takes NASCAR 3 hours to get to 500 miles. That’s with a pit crew keeping your car running and not every car finishes. Sure some crash but most of those failures are like, tires or engine failures.

Cars just aren’t made to do that.

It would take a minimum of 12.5 hours to get to 1000 miles without stopping at 80 miles an hour.

After 8 hours a 30 minute break is required. We’re at 13 before we calculate in stopping and refuelling, non highway miles, accelerating, and traffic.

At the absolute fastest speed he can legally go.

Dude’s breaking the law somewhere. Or he’s exaggerating. Or, much more likely, he’s having multiple people rack up miles pretending to be him.

Either way, fuck Hertz, like they have cause they can just kick him off the program. They ain’t gotta bring the law in to it.

1000 miles a day is probably illegal.

At highway speeds, he’d need 13.5 hours of driving non stop, not accounting for bathroom or meal breaks, or even time to fuel up.

Commercial truckers cannot drive more than 12 hours a day.

Not that Hertz is right here but this dude has to be on the road 16 hours a day at least. Which suggests to me that he’s not the only one using those miles.

Does it come with a LEGO man polycule???

By cracking skulls with an ox bone?

The Palestinians have been through enough

Let’s be honest. Standing and peeing anywhere is a skill check that only about half of us pass reliably.

I’d much rather my co workers miss the urinal than miss the bowl. Those animals don’t always lift the seat before they piss all over it.

Did I miss something?

Sounds like you missed the toilet OOOOOHHHHH

Someone say prawns??

It’s exactly the same result! Because it’s the same scenario from different perspectives.