He’s big in Japan

I actually grew up near where blind melon were from. Got to see them a few times in small clubs. Drugs are fun until they’re not…

Been doing it every morning for 42 years

I’m back on “Robbin the hood” from sublime. Old but fantastic.

They stopped coming.

Goodbye.

Working for me now too. I don’t know how, but we did it.

Where’s your crown, King nothing?

Sounds amazing

About 7 for myself although I’ve actually eaten 15 and not had the same experience. Depends on the strength which is hit or miss

My job is 95% just general maintenance. The ones I’m talking about are the rest. I recognize my bias, I admitted as much. Doesn’t make me feel any different though.

Honestly? Ate enough mushrooms to annihilate my ego and realized my self worth. I don’t recommend that technique but it worked for me.

That’s why I act like I’m pooping. I’ll sit down and make grunt noises while aiming my piss at the side of the bowl so no one hears I’m actually peeing. Because that’s less embarrassing than knowing you all think I’m too afraid to piss in front of you. I even pull toilet paper out and wipe it on my thigh so all you actual Weiner holders believe I’m wiping my ass. Who’s the fool now? Not only was I too afraid to pee in front of you, I convinced you I was taking a manly shit while you probably nodded in approval at the other Weiner holders next to you. Check mate.

I haven’t seen one of those since I was a kid when my redneck racist homophobic dad would drag us to the dirt track to watch other drunk rednecks race each other in their first track cars… Hang on…

We all are. And they knew it.

He can’t read, so that makes sense.

“reloading”

Pretty sure the Mayans were dead ass on their 2012 thing.

Not to judge too harshly (but I’m about to) but I spend a lot of my work time inside others homes and I constantly see grown ass men with kids and it’s obvious their entire lives revolve around call of duty or fortnite and I’m like wtf? What job do you have that allows you time to play that stuff so intensely and still be a reasonable role model for your kids?? I’m partly jealous and partly wondering if they’re even involved in shit outside of the gaming. I see it all the time, Dad is playing games while the kids are sitting in front of a tablet with headphones on at 2 in the afternoon on a fucking school day and they’re in their underwear or just diapers. Backyard is a disaster filled with dog shit and toys that haven’t been touched in months and I’m in there spraying pesticides to kill the bugs invading their house because no one in that family has even seen a broom less yet used one. These are upscale homes too, not some crack den. It’s fucking depressing to me mostly because you can almost smell the dysfunction.

I know it’s not everyone but it gets to me when I do see it because one day they’re gonna wonder when that kid grew up and why they are so anti social with them or why no one talks to each other.

Rant over I guess. Harangue me if you all want, I know I just did, but I gave that shit up to be a kick ass dad to my daughter and help her discover her interests, not shoving mine in her face or neglecting her interests for my own. My parents sucked and I see a lot of kids who are gonna feel the same as me.

Long story short, I bet Elden ring is the shit so I’m gonna watch YouTube videos about in bed lol.

It’s like when your friend first showed you 2 girls 1 cup back in the day. Like goddamn why are you even looking at that?! The fuck is wrong with you? I’m out.

I don’t see the illusion