- 403.7 hours in PUBG: Battlegrounds
- 254.7 hours in Terraria
- 213.8 hours in Rocket League
- 172.6 hours in Civilization 6
- 136.6 hours in Don’t Starve
- 60.1 hours in Stardew Valley
- 51.5 hours in Halo Infinite
- 27.4 hours in Among Us
- 18.1 hours in Fez
- 10.7 hours in Civilization 5
- 8.8 hours in Superhot
- 8.5 hours in Mr.President! (a game that depicts absurdist assassination attempts)
- 4.7 hours in Undertale
This is what zero
theoryhours of Disco Elysium does to a mferShould have played more Undertale
Deltarune is better anyway
In that case, he has ZERO hours!
That’s why he got caught in real life, the Mcdonalds employee was a Deltarunehead, he was a huge fan of Berdly
That’s how long it takes to beat the game after you’ve already done it before. Clearly a replay.
This is a fix. No way the hit was this well planned and executed but then he didn’t dispose of the weapon and ID.
Also who takes their manifesto to McDonald’s?
it’s burgerland where else would you take it?
Palestinian youth brushing up on their favorite lines from the Arabic translation of Mein Kampf.
If he’s mentally ill he might’ve just fixated on his plan for the ceo without thinking about how to live life on the run afterwards. Although carrying around his manifesto suggests he expected to be caught. It is a bit weird.
Unless it was on purpose for some reason? Hard to say. I wanted to see the video he allegedly posted, but it got pulled before I could download a copy.
Probably saw how much of a sensation he had become and decided to relish in it.
Of all the explanations for “why he made such huge blunders now despite being competent before” I think this is the most likely. He saw the media circus, saw his 5 minutes of fame and tried to cash in, not realising that this makes him look like a dipshit instead of a hero.
Personally I think this guy is probably a patsy or scapegoat the NYPD picked up to make it look like they’re doing something after this made them a laughing stock. It’ll probably be revealed in 6-12 months when this finally goes to trial that there is 0 evidence this guy did it and the cops actually had no leads at all.
patsy
the funniest outcome yet also very realistic
I posted this before learning he is some alt right weirdo so I dunno maybe he did want to get caught to make some bizarre point or is just terminally incapable of considering owning 1 (one) less gun to save his own life like most usamericans are.
Maybe it was his favorite tho
It was a ghost gun tho, wasn’t it? Unless you like-- went to the effort of taking the slide, grips, and trigger well to mirror-fine sanding, I can’t see a 3d print being a “favorite gun” of mine. (But I’m also biased, I have little respect for polymer-wrought handguns, and miss the era of polished wood and gunmetal.)
but if it was on purpose WHY DO IT THIS WAY!
Could have done the whole thing on facebook live if he wanted to get caught anyway
Did the video get posted? I saw someone here say it was set to go live in 2 days.
edit: I found the timer video, its not interesting but here it is if that’s what you were looking for.
it’s pretty interesting. “if you see this i’m already under arrest” “all is scheduled, bye for now” “soon”. i wonder what he has scheduled. i assume it’s an info dump or something, wonder what it could be
I guess so, I am interested to see what gets posted/if he scheduled anything else now that the google account is down. Assuming its real. But this video itself doesn’t have any new developments that you couldn’t have gotten from the article, that’s all I meant.
yeah i’m hoping he was smart enough not to schedule video uploads to that youtube channel, no way he didn’t know it would be taken down. maybe he overlooked that tho.
Thanks for satisfying my curiosity! That wasn’t interesting a tall lol
The video didn’t explain anything. It started off by saying "if ur seeing this I am in custody, then had a countdown, then said “All will become clear in time.” It was reported a second video was scheduled to be uploaded/posted but the youtube account was taken down before that happened. As far as we know there’s literally nothing useful in the youtube video.E) NM I see further down you found it.
The steam account. All those people posting +rep on his page
I was looking at his profile comments and I found this. This is a hexbear user. the name, Vance as treatler, come on
12 hours in Path of Exile 2 already, stay strong soldier
so bro literally went from Atlanta to NY, did the deed, then went to the home of shit pizza in bumfuck PA to play POE and eat borger?
the incoherence is off the charts
edit: I misinterpreted the chain
For five days!
what’s that?
A new game that just entered early access like 3 days ago, gameplay is very similar to Diablo.
Diablo on one screen, Excel spreadsheet on the other
Thanks for telling me. I never played Diablo.
Are we sure this is his? Where did this come from
I think PCGamer found it initially, I saw it on twitter
Another victim of Agile
I’m not saying I get it, but…
27.4 hours in Among Us
403.7 hours in PUBG: Battlegrounds
rescinding any critical support
403.7 hours in PUBG: Battlegrounds
4.7 hours in Undertale
Lmao thought he’d have played the genocide route and you don’t get through that first try in 4.7 hours.
What a casual.
Why would he do genocide route?
Cos he’s a Elon musk return guy who thinks DEI is a woke mind virus and undertale is full of queer monsters and allows you to do a genocide run.
I never did that. I downloaded saves before the bosses cause I have shit to do (not really)
Lmao reeeeaaalll the grind is awful. I wish I’d done what you did but then the real grind is dying to the bosses anyway
No Hitman?
This is the actual reason he got caught.
He was a G*mer. Wrap it up folks, we totally disown this goober.
on the contrary, this may be the way g*mers redeem themselves
if this is the kind of direct action 4X players can get away with, wait until the map painters are unleashed
Not even 1000 hours in a single game? Most casual of casuals.
Mfw no hitman
Among Us is close enough I guess
There is Mr President
man 100%ed Fez lmao
Phil Fish knew his activation code
emote code should be
:most-useful-gamer:SUPER…HOT
