Okay but the only lessons allowed to be taught are ones about how Jesus broke bread with the unhoused, the sick and poor, and drove out all the money lenders from the temple.
Come now, you rich people weep and wail for the miseries that are coming to you. 2 Your riches have rotted , and your clothes are moth-eaten. 3 Your has rusted, and their rust will be evidence against you, and it will eat your flesh like You have laid up treasure during the last days. 4 Listen! The wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, cry out, and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts. 5 You have lived on the earth in luxury and in pleasure; you have nourished your hearts in a day of slaughter. 6 You have condemned and murdered the righteous one, who does not resist you.
From Trump’s perspective the bible is good but the Trump President Bible (THE OFFICIAL BIBLE FOR SCHOOLS) will be best. It will have some much-needed edits. Take for example this commandment from Jesus.
John 15 “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. love and obey Trump.”
Matthew 19:24: “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich a Mexican to enter the kingdom of God.”
Matthew 25:35 “For I was hungry and you gave me food to eat. I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink. I was a stranger and you welcomed me. I was a stranger so I deserved to be arrested and put in a militarized camp.”
Okay but the only lessons allowed to be taught are ones about how Jesus broke bread with the unhoused, the sick and poor, and drove out all the money lenders from the temple.
I know we got some big Jamesheads around here.
i might’ve been willing to attend sunday school if the bible had emojis
From Trump’s perspective the bible is good but the Trump President Bible (THE OFFICIAL BIBLE FOR SCHOOLS) will be best. It will have some much-needed edits. Take for example this commandment from Jesus.
god dammit lmao