I can’t wait for the inevitable “All of Russia’s men are dead, the soldiers fighting for Russia are Korean. We did it reddit!”

  • REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml
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    3 days ago

    You see, they are enginered to reproduce via cell division. However the only dividing cells are the sperm cells. So a single ejaculation can produce a new division of soldiers with ease. Remember the porn? Those soldiers sent over are gooning hard, thus their numbers explode!