• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    I like Pelosi, mostly cherry Pelosi. I’ll usually go for Coke or Dr. Pepper, but soda is soda and Pelosi is soda.

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      “Yeah, I’ll take a Cortez”.
      “Is Pelosi okay?”.
      “Ugh, have a Sanders”.
      “No, all out”.
      “Okay, I’ll take a Pelosi”.

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        I had a chem teacher in highschool that loved “Pelosi.” He never drank coffee, just 2-3 cans of, as he put it, “cola joy.”

        He was the kinda teacher that if you didn’t understand something and asked questions, he’d say the exact same thing, only SLOWER and LOUDER. I hated chemistry until i got to college and met real teachers, and I’ve hated “Pelosi” since.