Help us, Obilly-Wan! You’re our only hope!

Is that mind flayer her ASL translator?! Now that’s diversity!

“Mahm! More hot pockets!”

C’mon, Mother Nature! COVID didn’t live up to my The Stand fantasies, and i demand satisfaction! Get rid of the people and leave all toys, pretty please?

“You have my sword.”

“And my bow.”

“And my axe.”

“And MY VUVUZELLA.”

My friend and her friend were in a lobby online. We were playing a game and waiting for others to log on. While we waited i said i was gonna mute them to smoke a bowl, and my friend’s friend started going off on how awful weed is, like how it’ll kill you if it doesn’t make you go blind first. I laughed and asked how old they were?

“14.”

“And, have you ever tried weed?”

“FUCK NO! GROSS!”

And i say “cool. I don’t take sex advice from virgins.”

After the screeching subsided, that kid decided he had other, more important things to do that day, and logged off. I finished my bowl. The world continued.

I quit could turkey twice. It was easy. I just focused on how much i hated the taste and smell.

The only reason i started up again the second time is because when you work as a server, you get a smoke break constantly but nonsmoker’s don’t, and i got sick of covering three sections every hour.

“Weed’s gettin’ stronger every two weeks.”

I had a chem teacher in highschool that loved “Pelosi.” He never drank coffee, just 2-3 cans of, as he put it, “cola joy.”

He was the kinda teacher that if you didn’t understand something and asked questions, he’d say the exact same thing, only SLOWER and LOUDER. I hated chemistry until i got to college and met real teachers, and I’ve hated “Pelosi” since.

Absolutely. R’s count on this.

In my state, they’ve tried running the weatherman for Senate. Not dog catcher or school board, SENATE. NATIONAL, not state.

I can tell you, that i truly and honestly think that Nancy Pelosi is the greatest! She’s never wrong about anything, and I’m totally not eating my own vomit as i type this!

I’m kinda with you… Like, let them fight?

I think she meant this as a threat to get the party in line, but i can’t see any way this doesn’t blow up in their faces. If the leopards are eating leopard faces, will they notice mine…?

I second this!

I’M fucking considering at this point. The R’s last few attempts where i live were the fucking weatherman and someone who’s lived out of state since the 70’s.

What’s the worst that could happen, we win…?

raises hand

Hear FUCKING

HEAR!

Good luck climbing the ice cliffs, dummy.

It’s The Picard Maneuver…! This is a safe space, Mon Ami!

🎵Hello Poe’s law, my old friend…🎶

Fucking thank you! I was furiously skimming to see if anyone knew! It’s totes obvs that the ice walls block the wind, duh doi.

Rich white people are afraid of anything outside of their “control”.

I grew up in Santa Fe, NM working as a handyman in Hyde Park and El Dorado and Trés Lagunas and all the “non-native” rich, white areas. After my divorce, i ended up in Cali as a stagehand working for Disney. This statement literally sums up my entire life’s professional experience.