As a Jew, I’m becoming desensitized to the word “antisemitic.” Even my Israeli cousins overuse the word and can’t explain to me how this kind of shit is antisemitism beyond “Hamas wants to kill us.”

Oh, hai mahrk!

I heard that he’s a little piss-baby

*Psycho Killer bass beat fades in*

Yes, exactly. Which is why people should start going to town hall meetings, Senate hearings, etc. and asking various questions about “Matricide Laws.” When they get corrected that these are abortion bans, explain that the law is killing hopeful mothers and these lawmakers are okay with it—if matricide wasn’t the point, it certainly appears to be a welcome side-effect.

Probably a 3am tweet during his first week. Reads a critique and says something about being the most loving president ever and that this person is trying to keep him quiet using terrorist tactics.

I’m not advocating for it, but how has no one been punched or slapped senselessly yet? I don’t think I could show this kind of restrain around such blatant, malicious, bad-faith actors. I don’t know if I commend or question this level of restraint.

Genuinely, they should be called Matricide Laws. Tank it the same way Republicans keep trying to tank “Obamacare”

I get what you’re saying, but my question is a little more specific:

What does the Bible say about me using torx bits that aren’t impact-rated on my impact driver if I use a torque limiting bar?

Tumorville needs to have his face rearranged

Holy shit

Just fucking wow… Holy shit

So, some sort of a holding camp? One where they can concentrate a specific type of people defined by political or other genealogical identifiers?

All my friends know it

I like Pelosi, mostly cherry Pelosi. I’ll usually go for Coke or Dr. Pepper, but soda is soda and Pelosi is soda.

More like Wokenstein!

They’ve saved us! Just like when they fixed COVID by telling people to stop testing and then sent our tests over to Putin

Are… Ummm… Is this flirting? Can’t it instead be “A penny taken bowling and then for ice cream” instead of going straight to pillaging?

WON AN ELECTION WHILE UNDER HOUSE ARREST???

There are no words for how low our country has fallen.