“Hrrrrnnggh… JD! I’m trying to win the election, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Sleepy Joe!”
That is the expression of someone who either realized they went a bit off script or is humping the podium hard enough to disconnect the microphones.
Biden done bam bam in nappy
Youre chilling at the bar and he gives you this look, wyd?
Grab a bucket and a mop for this wet ass POTUS
Call an ambulance
If there ever was a fitting description of US politics, it certainly would be “no climax, no point, no meaning”
Not the Democratic Party, not the Republican Party but the [redacted] Party. IYKYK
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Fujoshi in shambles rn
He does have a big dumpy.
volcel police is gonna commit a coup
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Lemon Party 🍋 🥳
is under suspicion because of all that Arnold Palmer talk and can’t be trusted around a Ouija board.
Throw in a lemon and we’ll have ourselves a real party
Oh no! Happosai Biden is at it again!
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