In my industry it’s clear that “AI” (LLMs) will be used to do a large amount of work that’s “good enough” compared to real humans, leaving a small number of workers who will use these tools to do as much work as larger teams used to do without them

When they give you that fluoridated water stare

I might join this cruise and then beg Yemenis to sink it. I don’t know if I can handle reading Trump Derangement Syndrome headlines for another four years. Every site I look at has wall-to-wall coverage of every little fart he makes. I’m so sick of hearing about this dude

Feels bad knowing that my demise may be a result of this type of social murder (more likely that the regular automobile accident type of social murder will get me first though)

Imagine not farting while lifting

Grocery prices - not mentioned.

It’s so funny that you called this out because right now there’s a post on the front page of the NY Times scaremongering about how “aktchually, Trump’s tariffs will make grocery prices go up (not like the imaginary ‘price gouging’ you’ve been imagining!)”

A chart of the 35 genders

“It doesn’t matter who we vote for in (my state) because of the electoral college” seems to be hitting libs harder than usual this season, lol

Easy to get them on the same page as me again by saying “it’s too bad Trump didn’t get his head blown off that one time”

Throw in a lemon and we’ll have ourselves a real party

The day that non-stop coverage of the “contested” results will start

Amber

Quark, the station is on fire!

No, Moogie, it’s just the northern lights

Going to see Joker 2 and shaking my head at the screen the whole time so people know I’m not there to do a mass shooting

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times - wow, really? Jaime, pull that up. It was the age of reason AND foolishness? Crazy.

0 euphemisms involving light bulbs, unsurprisingly

Reading about all the people stranded in Carolina and how understaffed FEMA is, I should really make a 72 hour kit in case of an inevitable disaster in my area

wdym, it’s not like there’s a historical precedence for what happens when you skimp out on your prateorian guard