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I type lol a lot, but I need you all to know that I fucking HOWLED laughing at this. God damn is the new onion on point.
Ate the onion again!
You must have missed what he actually did say recently, which this article is mocking.
Last I heard from him it was the “spanking”. You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to seek out more.
Said that a demon scratched him in his sleep, and in the same breath says there were four dogs in his bed at the time.
😑
Yeah, that’s how the rest of us reacted too.
That’s why you don’t take peanut butter into bed
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I laughed so hard at this that a demon pissed on my pants too.
“The demon made me suck those men off too— and now my wife is pissed”
Hot damn the onions still got it.
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Now this I believe
That Demon? JD Vance.
Omg, a rare onion article that sounded absurd to me and didn’t fool me. Takes me back to the before time… member?
This is commentary on Tucker saying that a demon attacked him and clawed him up while he slept.
Ah, a “wet” dream!
Is that not what he actually said I thought it was?
That’s part of what makes it so great; the original story was equally insane.
Did Tucker happen to catch the most recent episode of The Casual Criminalist?
Thanks for indirectly letting me know that a new episode dropped.
Become consumed by the Whistlerverse.
