This is much too high quality to be called a shitpost.

Oye, beratna.

Nice! I have this too, but Heroin is all scratched up and has a skip halfway through.

640 kilochickens ought to be enough for anybody.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.

Dead or alive, you’re going to work.

If you have a billion dollars worth of Bitcoin but you can’t sell it for a billion dollars, then you really don’t have a billion dollars worth of Bitcoin.

What style gun is that, where he can catch the shell casing? I’m only familiar with automatics that eject the spent shell immediately after firing.

The latest Terminator reboot looks lit AF

No, Ron. Go find Becky.

Proper mullet you got there, Evans.

The punctuation you can hear.

The payload has almost reached the final control point!

Does he have a mustache or is his mouth open?

Now this is the Hallmark movie I would watch all the way through. Or, the one where Big City woman meets up with her estranged husband at the Nakatomi Plaza for his office Christmas party. After thieves take the party guests hostage, she has to use her counter-terrorism skills to rescue them and stop the robbery. Also Snape falls off a building at the end.

Succulent judo.

Password: hunter2

I agree with you, but did you really have to use the phrase “fishing out a juicy chunk” in the context of diarrhea?

This is the crossover we’ve all been waiting for.

I could really go for a Starbucks right now.