Onions

mix it with the relish

Sauerkraut! Making your own is just cabbage, salt and time.

Mustard

costco kimchi

Ketchup.

You all know you want to.

Catsup and Mustard

Relish the tubesteak

Yellow mustard and onion. Anything else is revisionism

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The last squeeze of your dignity.

Buy a chicken. Get a hot dog. Take the hot dog off the bun. Rip off some of the rotisserie chicken with your bare hands and put it on the bun. Sprinkle one packet of the parm and red pepper packets on it. Sauce to liking.

For me, it’s ketchup + mustard + sweet relish.

Szechuan sauce