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There is something demonic about this style of LinkedIn paragraph segmentation.
It is meant to make a text punchy and dramatic. It aims to imbue every sentence with gravitas and a deep, resonant wisdom.
I find it repulsive.
While people believe it makes for a better, more compelling text, it is in fact only a subterfuge to make a liberal’s shallow and inhumane worldview sound like something it is not.
It makes me want to punch whoever is writing like this.
You are not wise, you are not changing the reader’s perspective on the world and this text is only more impactful insofar as it makes you sound pretentious, pedantic and self-important.
Stop doing this. I beg you.
Lmao did you write like it on purpose? Well done.
I think it’s just how people who don’t read anything other than self-help drivel think writing is supposed to sound. You’re not laying out a coherent train of thought or narrative, you’re generating aphorisms.
The Grindset is a serious mental illness
So brave being a girlboss genocider.
What kind of nebulous bullshit generic
non descript word salad is this? No where in this WITNESS MEEEEE ALL GIRLBOSS AT HOME rant does she say what the fuck she does.Yeah I “consolidate data” like a Zip file. ANYONE CAN DO THAT!
But if I parse it through a bullshit translator it says to me -
Investors please don’t leave I still have value.
Partner partnership commitment partnership.Anyone can “consolidate data” there is nothing unique about the physical space of Pissreal except for it’s wonton lawlessness. And about that…
Israel’s AI-powered genocide of the Palestinians
What A.I. do you consolidate?But if I parse it through a bullshit translator it says to me -
Investors please don’t leave I still have value.Warms my heart tbh. The investors won’t give a damn, Isntreal’s future will be bleak and entirely deserved and self-inflicted, and I hope that curse will carry on to all those who embraced settlerism.
I can’t think of anything more fitting than for capital to abandon the various settler-devils that built themselves up with it, that actively and eagerly engaged in its highest and vilest form (imperialism). They signed themselves up to a cruel master and will reap what they sowed, rejoining the rest of humanity is something they’ll have to scramble to figure out themselves.
I thought we were RTO why we allowing work from bunker?
I looked at their website. They sell a web app that lets companies make more money by working together supposedly by putting like sales data and communication in one place. It’s fancier email. No idea how this shit gets funded.
Her company can zug my balls
It is deranged and inhuman to be posting business PR material in which you use the circumstance of a war as a talking point to show how committed you are. But even ignoring the context it’s still utterly drivel.
“It’s about showing up because the work matters”
The work:
“On a mission to redefine how companies unlock revenue through partnerships”
This work truly does not matter. If this company was thanos snapped out of existence not a single soul would notice.
Death to LinkedIn
The more you read it just gets more uncomfortable. Like reading House of Leaves but instead of a labyrinth you are plumbing the depths of a profoundly alienated weirdo.
Imagine being her family having to listen to her in that bunker and having to weigh just going out there into the hellfire of ballistic missiles.
Bruh that smile combined with this written shit look like some grindset LinkedIn stepford shit
transforms it into the insights that channel leaders need to make smart decisions, uncover new opportunities, and drive serious growth
When Lovecraft enjoyers freak out about “cthulu fthalgn” chanting, I’m guessing how they felt is how I feel about the above. It’s some obscene occult reality-twisting nonsense that makes me feel sick just reading it.
All this could’ve been avoided if they’d given Palestinians citizenship decades ago; heck, even shortly after SA ended their apartheid. This genocide and the thousands of death prior could all have been avoided.
zug my dick zionist
Victory to the IRGC and may the Zionist entity be relegated to the history books
