Go mets da big apple baby
an Italian putting coconut on pizza?
Friendly fire will not be tolerated.
Marinara down!
Italics intensifies
he’s
🥥-pilled 
Oh my God thank you that’s literally the only thing that begins to explain why someone would do this, even though it’s still complete nonsense
Nah I hear some people in New York steam their hamburgers. Culinary weirdos.
That’s just in Albany
SteamedHamManBad
Actually, while they call them steamed hams, they are obviously grilled
I bet its actually not bad, pairs nicely with pineapple. Its not that far off mayonnaise or sour cream on pizza
last week i made a pizza with jalapenos, salami, onion, pineapple and it was maybe the best ive ever made. Sorry im just hungry i think.
Mayonnaise on pizza is peak cuisine
I already eat pineapple on my pizza, might as well make it a piña colada.
Pizza colada.
If you like piña coladas / And gettin’ caught in the rain…If you like pizza coladas / And gettin’ caught in the rain…
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
this is the sort of shit that made pizzagate happen
True. Coconut = Kamala, Pizza = Pizza.
Bill = William = Willy = Childish name for penis
De = The
Blasio is an anagram of Boils.
Kamala is complicit in underground pizza paedo rings where she boils children’s penises.
My favorite part is the unaccounted for “a” in the anagram
Let’s not let details such as “there’s no basement in this pizza place” or “there’s an unaccounted letter in this anagram” stop the speculation.
That’s exactly why I like it so much. I’m imagining it said with complete conviction, absolutely ignoring the blatant mistake lol. Anyone who points it out is immediately accused of being a pedophile collaborator, of course.
This man is up to no good
The fact that there’s no caption on de Blasio’s post paired with that face is very menacing
It’s a threat
The only coconut I want is with chocolate crispies because those are my favorite.
Coconut on pizza: The next struggle
I’d try a pizza with coconut on it. I won’t seek one out, but I’d eat one if I found one.
I’d eat one if I found one.
That’s too hard for me to make a shitpost image for. But I did make this…
I made that from a photo of a real (and creepy) ice cream truck.
I’d totally eat a pizza truck coconut pizza
Fresh coconut? Maybe, I would at least try it
That dried shit from a bag like he’s doing? Never, I’m going full Sam I am with this one, I can tell that shit is disgusting
The dried shit
On stale day-old Dominos
Kinda looks like an older Doctor Cox
Concrete jungle wet dreams tomato
CW for food please OP
Done
