pooberbee (they/she)

I was joking. They made an unprovable statement, and I hoped they might try anyway. They didn’t state it as a preference, they stated it as a fact, which I don’t believe it is. I don’t ask others to justify their preferences, but I guess you’d like me to justify my jokes. :) Fair enough, I guess. They’re lousy jokes.

Prove it.

I disagree. X is a useless letter in English; it’s always copying other letters or combinations of letters. Meanwhile, there’s a special rule where putting an ‘s’ and an ‘h’ together makes a different sound. Why not have a single letter for that?

Ah shit, this makes so much sense.

I actually like it better this way, as I wouldn’t have to reach in as far to turn it on. I think having controls there and the spigot on the corner on the left would be best, though.

Your best? My patience.

You ever drink bay leaves from a shoe?

I’m not, but some of my friends are. Philly has a great queer community. I’ve been curious to get into ttrpgs, but haven’t yet. I’d love it if I could find a queer beginners night or something.

I bet I would’ve picked up on the colonialism subtext if Nani wasn’t distractingly hot.

He who is born to be hanged cannot be drowned.

Oh god the mac and cheese is so fucking good

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pidgin_Delaware#Treatment_of_gender

More of linguistic interest, Pidgin Delaware, a simplified amalgam of local, indigenous languages used for trade with Europeans, used two linguistic genders. Unlike European languages, however, the genders aren’t masculine and feminine but rather animate and inanimate.

Of course it’s Philly

How do we define a walk? Because I’ve almost certainly covered that distance in my life, and I’ve even slept outside and fended off bandits, sort of.

One word: debiggenify

Imagine if PennDOT were as fervent about expanding public transit as they are about expanding highways!

How did you type that backwards ‘d’?

I just realized I don’t think I’ve ever seen arm hair on a black person.