Saying this with only an understanding of orbital mechanics learned from Kerbal Space Program, I’d say the chances are damn near 0%. Hitting the sun is actually pretty difficult and requires a precise amount of Δv (change in velocity). This thing had such a huge Δv that it would have left the solar system.

Didn’t the Justice Department originally decide not to pursue charges until Republicans threw a fit? Seems like it was already a politically motivated prosecution, so I have no issues with a political pardon.

Fievel would whoop Stuart’s ass, no question. Remy would still slaughter Fievel though. Rat vs mouse is no contest. Unless Fievel can call in his cat buddy, Tiger, as backup. But Tiger’s a bit of a lil bitch himself, so my money is still on Remy.

I used to work at Best Buy in the Video department. We got all new products shipped in just for Black Friday. One year we got these $40 VCRs (I realize I’m dating myself here) that we must have sold a billion of. Within the week, we had so many returns that we didn’t have any place to put them.

Honestly it all depends on where you’re at when your ordering. For example, that “Large” shown there is what you get at a movie theater when ordering a Small.

Yeah I’m reading this Aussie orders a large meal, received a large meal, and was ungrateful. When you’re in America, you accept your diabetes and say “thank you may I have another?”

Except for my knees

My wife lost her wedding ring in May. We eventually found it in November. We were pretty actively looking for it for the whole time. Checked all the vents. Moved the over, fridge, dishwasher, bed, washer and drier. You name it, we checked it. Eventually disassembled the sectional couch and found it under one of the sections. Which was weird because there were no gaps that it should have been able to fall through to get under there. Like, you couldn’t slide a penny under the couch.

Honestly, this is just like learning that a lot of people stand up to wipe.

Ranked choice voting was on the ballot here in Colorado this election cycle. It failed because both Republicans and Democrats opposed it. One of the most progressive people I know voted against it because her “progressive voting guide” from the Democratic Party said it was bad.

Weird how the two party system both don’t want meaningful changes made.

She’s got a sharper chin than Superman himself. How the hell is that even possible?

I never thought I’d find myself agreeing with this crazy fucker, but she seems to be saying this as if releasing all this info would somehow be bad?

The fact that they are voting not to release it tells you all you need to know. If they had a report that cleared him, they would have immediately released it.

Hearing nothing but positives so far.

Last year, he was quoted as saying "Luckily, I don’t snort, er, cocaine! It’s just not my thing.”

Kind of a weird thing to say. Most people would say “I don’t use cocaine” or “I don’t do cocaine”. But using the word “snort” to remain truthful, and then being caught on camera rubbing coke on his gums seems pretty clear.

I’d go as far to say that’s 99% cocaine and maybe 1% that it’s a zyn or something else.

“Where’d all the cocaine go?” - Dude who just did all the cocaine

Copying from a comment I made on another thread:

I assume it’s in a baggie. But he’s got enough money maybe he’s just stuffing handfuls in his pockets every morning.

Does cocaine cause mouth ulcers? If so, that is a useful tip for him.

Mmmm tastes like nose candy.