Bad stereotype. Way too many of us are old grognards coming to the hobby as middle aged dads.
Grognard means you played on older rules and complain about new things.
That or you fought for Napoleon.
Which leads to the juvenile but hugely entertaining question of “best/worst thing to yell while climaxing and trying to impregnate someone.”
Personally, I’m torn between the simple “For the Emperor!” and “DakkaDakka!”
“Waaaaaaagh”
“We can’t hold em”
“I live again”
I already think WAAAAAAGH too often and too quickly.
Hows the many kids?
Yelling dakadakadaka while going back and forth would be hilarious
We are the hammer!
Damn, that’s going to be a very strong chin
She’s got a sharper chin than Superman himself. How the hell is that even possible?
That kid is going to be Captain Jezal dan Luthar.
There’s hope for us all
Just hit the gym until you have a physique like literally Superman, then become rich and famous. Oh, it also doesn’t hurt to be incredibly masculine and handsome.
She’s not good enough for him
Edit: Jesus it’s a joke people
To be fair, who would be? He’s like a real life Custodes.
I mean I agree. It still needed to be said
… does it? He likes her what’s it matter
It’s a joke dude, I would’ve said it about anyone.
I honestly thought you were joking in your first comment, are you not?
I totally am, committing to the bit
The way to commit to this bit is outright state it’s jealousy and it should be you.
I will fully admit I’m jealous of her, as should we all be, he’s a perfect man
“Committing to the bit” looks the same online as “doubling down on an asshole comment.”
No regrets
Anyone is good enough for anyone, stop assigning people different values.
Luckily not for you to decide
How so?