Whole bunch of assholes don’t realize the prosperity of America in the 20th century was built on the back of the social programs of the New Deal.

But kings don’t need constitutions…

“Is there a train coming soon?”

“Oh yes, they are building it now!”

Was it a Eurotrip?

An additional department… With two people in charge.

Such efficiency!

You think those selfish dicks, who would rather fuck off to another planet instead of try to curb their own behavior to fix this one, are gonna create some idea egalitarian society?

Fuck no, they’re gonna have a slave class to do all the work for them.

Are there any extra effects if I push the button quicker or more than once? I gotta know if I should worry about spraining my finger or not.

Y’all ready for SCOTUS to overturn the doctrine of incorporation?

Too easy to deflect.

“Matt Gaetz is the victim of leftist lawfare. If he was a pedophile, why hasn’t he been charged? Why do you want to punish people without due process?”

And then some nonsense about how persecuted white men are.

I’m sure the people who were big mad that Hillary Clinton may have violated company policy but didn’t break any laws will be equally outraged at this.

Given that there will be only one openly trans member of Congress, you can assume any time she goes to the restroom some Republican will report on which bathroom she goes into.

Nobody is as concerned with other people’s genitals as conservatives.

And they’ll cite all the fines that shitgibbon from Georgia got for not wearing a mask and trying to bring guns into Congress as proof they can.

*Brendan

Then they could just stay on their side of the border?

As shit as Roberts’ SCOTUS is, I don’t think even they’d go that far. Their entire argument hinges on one phrase from Article Two:

he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper;

Supposedly as long as neither the House nor the Senate alter their scheduled appointment dates this clause can’t be invoked.

You’ve got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!

It’s pretty stupid to base your support of a party on what it used to be, not what it is now.

Using your logic, you support the GOP because they elected Lincoln and ended slavery, right? It’s not like there’s been 160 years of history that might have changed it since, including things like the Southern Strategy and the “Moral Majority”, right?

Honestly, I’m not seeing a downside here.

Look, I’m not going to defend capitalism, but

As we’ve all seen, those with wealth use it to hide it away from taxes and to bribe for relaxed regulations or regulations to stop competitors appearing.

Is not a problem inherent to capitalism. All of that stems from human greed, which you’re going to have no matter what economic system you try to implement. The solution is to have actual enforcement of your regulatory guardrails.

No, that’s Mike “My son and I know each other’s porn habits” Johnson.

In 1892, a Canadian dentist called Edgar Parker

born Edgar R.R. Parker, 22 March 1872

DUDE WAS ONLY 20 WHEN HE STARTED THIS!?