YSK plenty of cis men call themselves Alphas. I’ve never even associated the stereotype with trans people??

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. All being good for our Alpha.

Oh my goodness, it’s so tiny! Thank you for finding this.

google “bad copypasta”

(thats spicy af)

No you’re not >:(

Truly, we live in a brociety.

If only not becoming an adult would keep all the non-indigestion problems away lol

This wasn’t someone’s RC chopper?? It was, like, a full military helicopter thing.

Ha. Reminds me of those spinny things you put above an infants crib.

It’s a lot more than one person- not his cult, but his cronies. We’re going to die because a bunch of dummies thought this would benefit them.

its going to be okay

bet

Me summoning unamed kittens. Magically 119,334 kitties and to cuddle with.

Yes. FUCK the poor. We need to send a strong message to them that it is NOT okay to choose to be homeless (/s)

Haha good meme. I’m a tech conservative for sure!

I use Mint btw

A shallow grave- or wherever they’re gonna deport queer folk to, too.

I imagine, in the event no one ever knew, found out, or cared about the swap, then life would go on, just a bit more weird than before. I can’t imagine it in a modern society, even briefly. We have too many records of too many things. And beyond that, it’d depend on stuff like who they are and how long it’s been. Maybe on how readily both of them can convince people that they are mentally sound and worthy of respect. Who knows? That’d be wild.

Unrelated, but I think the fair folk used to swap infants out with ugly versions, or dying versions? Am I mixing up fairies and the UNSC again?

Well thats… kinda fucked. I’m more fine with violence being used against an adult if all else fails, but “you’re a jerk. your parents should have beat you more” is a bit Yikes

Woah, what a casual conversation! I will passively absorb this info and not question it at all, as that would make me dumb (DAE dumb is when skepticism?). Good thing I am immune to propoganda! /clueless

Respond to comments like this! I have a wealth of time saved up cuz of it

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