SeperateConcert2025English · 11 days agoDon't Fall Out of A Hammockplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDon't Fall Out of A Hammockplus-squareSeperateConcert2025English · 11 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-22 months agoSLPT: Are you a listener, wr⋮ter or career? Start your day with a glลรธ of water, moɾn۱n𝚐 pa𝚐eธ and a 2h product𝘭vıty bꙫөɾper!plus-squarefiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down112
arrow-up126arrow-down1imageSLPT: Are you a listener, wr⋮ter or career? Start your day with a glลรธ of water, moɾn۱n𝚐 pa𝚐eธ and a 2h product𝘭vıty bꙫөɾper!plus-squarefiles.catbox.moeChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 4 months agoSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down19
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squareDeestan@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square12fedilink
alyth@lemmy.world · 8 months agoSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down16
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.alyth@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square1fedilink
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-211 months agoSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down19
arrow-up1173arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-211 months agomessage-square23fedilink
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 11 months agoSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankmessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down111
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankSuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square8fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 11 months agoSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1159arrow-down111
arrow-up1148arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square16fedilink
LemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world · edit-29 months agoREDACTEDplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down110
arrow-up1-7arrow-down1message-squareREDACTEDplus-squareLemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world · edit-29 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1154arrow-down111
arrow-up1143arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square9fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down19
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgexternal-linkmessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down17
arrow-up155arrow-down1external-linkSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgkey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down12
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Got student loans? Make you loan servicer password extremely easy to guess, that way whoever logs in will pay your loans offCold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down11
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you dont feel like wearing pants, you can carry your phone around in that little front underwear pocket* (*male only) kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down13
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Experience world travel without needing to get off your couch by buying travel miles from your favorite airline!plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down17
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Get an apartment near the hospital. Now you can get a free ride home whenever by faking an injury.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square9fedilink
A_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down18
arrow-up1122arrow-down1imageSLPT : Problem solving flowchartplus-squarelemmy.worldA_A@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square7fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down10
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Striking out on tinder? Use AI to make you look attractive and give you the profile of someone with an actual personality.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down11
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Tired of taking the bus to work? Become a bus driver! Now you get to DRIVE the bus! kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square7fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freemessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down14
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you manage to fit yourself into the overhead cabin, airlines will let you fly for freeDeestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. message-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1349arrow-down111
arrow-up1338arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you feel nervous in social situations, try open carry. Now everyone else is more nervous than you are. kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square34fedilink
