Brawndo hasn’t been invented yet.

The ability to ignore the facts around him.

But it weighs more than your musculoskeletal system can handle, so it just hangs open and you constantly have a dry tongue.

I just chalk it up to general 90s malaise. It’s sorta like complaining musically.

A first kiss with a new crush.

I didn’t think Joker 2 was a bad movie. It was well acted and beautifully filmed. It was just a poor sequel to the original and told a story that nobody cared about. I’d almost call it “artsy”.

Evil Dead 2, though it’s arguably a re-telling vs a sequel.

If you never catch a falling mug without spilling it’s contents, do you even ninja?

Ditto. Was like, “What idiot wrote that title?” Nope, it was the pop-culture trained idiot reading the title at fault.

But the cake is a lie.

And Zod. Don’t forget Zod.

First to transition, too! Sworn in as a man (citation needed) and decreed herself a woman after.

Ready Player One Alita Battle Angel Into The Spiderverse Across The Spiderverse Pacific Rim Kong Skull Island Dredd

These are just fun to watch.

I mean, it was geared towards eating healthier food and not Corn Nuts and ice cubes. It might have been a way to trick kids into eating healthier using Fonzi and “Grease” greaser stereotypes that were popular at the time.

Neat! Didn’t know these existed.

“We only do reprehensible things because we’re allowed to. We would totally be ethical if forced to!”

But really: “ “ -Gordon Freeman

Directed Sherilyn Fenn in Twin Peaks, who was in Fatal Instinct with Bob Uecker, who also passed today. That’s less degrees than Kevin Bacon.

Capitalism, uh, finds a way.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

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WHO’S THERE?

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