I bought a pair of shitty cheap ones many years ago and they were one of the best purchases. The sound quality was shitty, and they fell out sometimes but they broke within two years so I could take them back and replace them. Of course the shop didn’t have the same ones anymore so I got a refund and bought slightly more expensive ones.

They were still shitty and broke within two years. Rinse and repeat for the last ten years. I’m not getting better quality, but at least I get new ones every year or two.

I’ll start requesting people to use thee/thou soon.

I can have sauna in the corner?

I’d like to know the concentration needed to get clots to form.

People, the only proven way to reduce the amount of micro plastics in your blood, is to donate blood. As often as possible. You can do a good thing for selfish reasons.

Oops, I unplugged the router. Only noticed when I was leaving.

Hang on. You’re telling me, all kindergartens in your area have a separate room, just for washing chicken? Like"Here’s where the kids keep their bags, here’s the toilets, this is the chicken washing room, and over there we keep the crafts."

I used to play carrier command back in the day. It had low poly graphics, but it was great for the time. I used to love flying a Manta to escort a walrus to hit a long distance target. Did you play the original? How does it compare?

Join the conversation.

You probably have more than the average amount of legs too.

Commenting because I want to do something like this too.

Here you go then

“Oi, this startup’s about to turn an $800 kids’ robot into a bloody paperweight, but they’re havin’ a crack at open-sourcing it before it carks it.”

I want a garage in my pipe organ.

We keep them on our balconies so we can sit and watch the snow.

If they did ignore it, by spring there would be less homelessness.

I’m there. I asked how to pronounce a word from a newspaper once, and was told,“like it’s written…?”

I used to sell furniture back then, we sold many cd and DVD racks. But we had one big carousel that held about 200 CDs and 160 DVDs. One guy bought four of these. I wonder what he’s doing with them now…

“Furthermore and completely unrelated, the employee who called for the investigation has retired, effective immediately”

It’s not even all usage, it’s all the other fees they slap on to make more profit.

Reminds me of the two spies.

An old CIA agent and an old KGB agent, both retired, are having a drink together, talking about old times. The CIA agent says, “The Russian propaganda is fantastic, you can convince most of your people that whatever you do is the right thing using tv, radio and everything!” The KGB agent responds, “Thank you, but the American propaganda machine is the greatest ever, most of your people don’t even know they’re being brainwashed!”

The CIA man says, “But we don’t use propaganda…”

Sign points to the turnoff to Rovaniemi.